PinnedPublished inExtra Newsfeed“Better Taliban Than Democrat” T-Shirt Sells Out in Minutes at RNCA curious best-seller among RNC t-shirtsSep 2, 2021Sep 2, 2021
Published inSlackjawHelp! My Inanimate Mason Jar Is Made From GMOsIs genetically modified sand being turned into glassware that’s harmful to your children?Oct 20, 20213Oct 20, 20213
Oregon Football Debuts Green-Screen Uniforms for NIL SponsorshipsOn September 4, 2021, the Oregon Ducks football team debuted new green-screen uniforms for the 2021 season, allowing NIL sponsors to…Sep 18, 2021Sep 18, 2021
Communal Mailboxes Are Socialism in America!You’ve all seen them, at least if you live in those socialist states like Texas which refuse to turn their backs on Communism.May 1, 2021May 1, 2021
a picture movingOver time, photos move, The people in them move, They seem nice at first, Waving, beckoning, Then they get insistent, And a little…Dec 5, 2020Dec 5, 2020
Jellyfish Falls in Love with Dental Dam Floating in Great Pacific Garbage PatchCornelius Correa, a lonely moon jellyfish, fell in love with a floating piece of dental dam in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch this past…Nov 25, 20201Nov 25, 20201
Serial Killer Retires to Become PoliticianIn a stunning turn of events, noted local serial killer Robert Thrawn has decided to hang up his butcher knives and retire as a politician…Nov 23, 2020Nov 23, 2020
Published inThe HavenSatirist Dies Without Witty Epitaph for TombstoneInternet to decide on phrasingOct 30, 2020Oct 30, 2020
Published inExtra NewsfeedGlitch in Matrix Causes World Peace, Happiness For AllMost people now boredOct 24, 2020Oct 24, 2020
